Lard Butt

The Washington Post is reporting that beautifulpeople.com has expelled 5000 members for gaining weight over the recent holiday season.  The site, which claims to be "the sexiest website in the world today", appears to be a gathering place for attractive people to find dates with other attractive people (you must be voted in by members of the opposite sex--I considered joining as research for this blog entry, but was wary of that much potential rejection).

I would like to invite those 5000 people (and their extra holiday weight) to join us here at lardbutt.com, where we would never ban anyone for eating a few extra sugar cookies!!