The first LB award, recognizing outstanding Lard Butt achievement, goes to NASCAR pit crew member Jimmy Watts for chasing a runaway tire on to the grass near the racetrack at the Atlanta Motor Speedway last week.
According to Nascar.com, he has been suspended from the next four races because of the incident.
Lard Butt salutes Watts's hustle, not his common sense.
Watts's job title for the Number 47 team in the Sprint Cup Series is "gas man". Team Lard Butt also has a member that goes by the title "gas man"—for a totally different reason.