Little Debbie truck tips over; Lard Butts saddened..

This article on the Oregonian website about an overturned Little Debbie truck has left this Lard Butt very sad:

http://blog.oregonlive.com/commuting/2009/06/oregon_217_crash_stirs_highcal.html

According to the article, the 2000 cases of snack cakes from the accident were taken to a landfill.

Instead of destroying the delicious deserts, I wish they would have put them to good use.  Just imagine a track and field event featuring a long jump pit filled with the soft, squishy snack cakes instead of sand.  That would be a Lard Butt long jumper's dream come true!