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In a first for Seattle's Sound Mind & Body Basketball League, LardButt.com won its third-consecutive league championship last night by a final approximate score of 65-60.  The final score was approximate because all of the participating Lard Butts were too exhausted to confirm anything other than the fact that they won the game...and that it was by something like five points!  Behind for much of the contest, LardButt.com applied a mix of improved second-half defense, bolstered by an incentive to get dinner after the game, along with some key conversions on the offensive end to overcome a strong showing from the opposing squad.  As is customary, LardButt.com celebrated its victory with a post-game banquet consisting of beer.  LardButt.com begins defense of its titles in August.