Lard Butt

Father's Day is rapidly drawing near (Sunday, June 20) and for the second consecutive year, we are very pleased to present Lard Butt's Ten WORST Father's Day Gift Ideas:

• A sing-along copy of the movie, ‘Mamma Mia’
• A sports bra
• An ugly tie deceptively wrapped in a Girl Scout Cookie Box
• Any diet book
• Tickets to studio taping of ‘The View’
• An accordion + lessons
• A brand-new VCR
• ‘Sex in the City’ DVD box set
• A subscription to a fashion magazine…ANY fashion magazine
• ‘Seattle Mariners World Series Moments’ commemorative DVD

For some moderately improved Father's Day gift ideas, we humbly suggest: http://lardbutt.com/catalog/1/apparel.  The folks at CoolStuffForDads also have some, yes, cool stuff: http://www.coolstufffordads.com/.

Do you have some of your own ideas or experiences surrounding horrible Father's Day gifts?  Reply to this blog with your thoughts or war stories and if we really like 'em we'll ship you some Lard Butt gear!