Lard Butt Blogger ready for BASE jumping or mini-golf??

A recent article in Outside magazine about the brain activity of extreme thrill seekers prompted me to take their online "Adventure Spectrum" quiz (https://www.surveys.mariahmedia.com/se.ashx?s=6427440A1365A53B).  I wanted to see how high I rated on their chart.  A score of 10 would put me in the BASE jumper category (a sport that involves jumping off of a really tall fixed object and deploying a parachute), while a score of 2 would place me in the mini-golfer category.

Although I would not claim to be an extreme athlete (a disastrous bunny slope outing 10 years ago has kept me from ever again downhill skiing), I do enjoy hiking and mountain biking.  Also, I have a subscription to Outside magazine-- that HAS to count for something.

It doesn't.  I scored a 2.  I am a certified mini-golfer.  Sadly, I did not even qualify as a regular golfer.  Apparently, driving around in a little car on a giant manicured lawn is too adventurous for me. 

Instead of going hiking this afternoon, I think I will just stay indoors taking online quizzes.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Do you think you can score higher on the "Adventure Spectrum" quiz than our blogger?  Please post your results if you take the quiz!