Lard Butt

Father’s Day is almost here(Sunday, June 21st, to be exact), so in the spirit of community service, we are very pleased to present Lard Butt’s Ten WORST Father’s Day Gift Ideas: 

• Any lawnmower lacking a comfortable seat and beverage holder

• A Tupperware Party

• A Cabbage Patch Kid

• Subscriptions to ‘Good Housekeeping’ or ‘Oprah’ magazines

• Lifetime supply of tofu burgers

• To-do lists

• ‘Bedazzled’ fanny pack

• Autographed Vanilla Ice album

• An empty beer cozy

• 2009-2010 Seattle Supersonics season tickets

Do you have some of your own ideas or experiences surrounding horrible Father’s Day gift ideas?  Reply to this blog with your thoughts or war stories and if we really like ‘em, we’ll ship you some Lard Butt gear!

For several GOOD Father’s Day gift ideas (aside from Lard Butt gear, of course), check out a wide range of ideas here: www.coolstufffordads.com.