Welcome to Lardbutt.com. Before you use the Lardbutt.com Web Site (the "Site"), please read the following basic terms that govern your use of the Site. By using the Site, you agree to follow and be bound by these terms (the "Agreement").
General
We may from time to time change the rules that govern your use of the Site. Your use of the Site following any such change constitutes your agreement to follow and be bound by the rules as changed.
Copyrights, Trademarks and other Intellectual Property Rights
Unless otherwise noted, all materials, including images, designs, photographs, and written and other materials that are part of the Site are copyrights, trademarks, trade dress and/or other intellectual properties owned, controlled or licensed by Lard Butt LLC. The Site as a whole is protected by copyright and trade dress, all worldwide rights, titles and interests in and to which are owned by Lard Butt LLC.
You may not reproduce, publish, transmit, distribute, display, modify, create derivative works from, sell or participate in any sale of, or exploit in any way, in whole or in part, any of the materials on the Site, the Site as a whole, or any related software without the prior written permission of Lard Butt LLC. Further, you may not frame any of the content, deep-link to the Site, trespass or scrape the Site with automated agents without prior written permission of Lard Butt LLC.
User Blog Entries, Photos, and other Submissions
All comments, feedback, suggestions, ideas and other submissions disclosed, submitted or offered to LardButt.com or otherwise disclosed, submitted or offered in connection with your use of the Site shall be and remain Lard Butt LLC's property. Such disclosure, submission or offer shall constitute an assignment to Lard Butt LLC of all worldwide rights, titles and interests in all copyrights and other intellectual property rights in such comments, feedback, suggestions, ideas and other submissions.
Accuracy of Colors
While we have made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and/or graphics of our products that appear on the Site, we cannot guarantee that your monitor's display of any color and/or graphic will be accurate. The colors you see will depend on your monitor and may be different from the actual colors of our product. We will have no liability (whether for damages, return of merchandise for credit, or otherwise) as a result of any variances between the appearance of colors and/or graphics displayed on your monitor and on any finished product purchased by you.
Duties, Taxes and Licenses
All duties, taxes and licenses incurred while shopping at LardButt.com are the sole responsibility of the customer. Lard Butt LLC cannot be held responsible (nor vouch) for any orders with pending taxes, duties or licenses.
Legal Compliance
You shall use LardButt.com for lawful purposes only. You shall not transmit through LardButt.com any material which violates or infringes in any way upon the rights of others, which is unlawful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, vulgar, obscene, profane or otherwise objectionable which encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any law. We reserve the right, in our sole discretion, to terminate your access to LardButt.com for any breach of this provision or any other provision of this Agreement.
Warranty/Disclaimer of Liability
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT USE OF OUR SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE SITE IS NOT WARRANTED TO BE ERROR FREE OR UNINTERRUPTED. THIS SITE AND ALL CONTENTS OF THE SITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF TITLE OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE, BY YOUR USE OF THE SITE, THAT YOUR USE OF THE SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, THAT YOU ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ALL NECESSARY SERVICING OR REPAIRS OF ANY EQUIPMENT YOU USE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF THE SITE, AND THAT Lard Butt LLC SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE.
Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Lard Butt LLC Parties against all damages, claims, liability, costs, and expenses, including but not limited to reasonable attorneys fees, arising out of violation of any of the provisions of this Agreement.
Governing Law
This Site is created and controlled by Lard Butt LLC in the State of Washington. The laws of the State of Washington will govern all terms, conditions and disclaimers on the Site, including this Agreement, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws.